Palin and Hot Air

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude
and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would
meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still
lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be Sarah Palin.”

“I am,” replied the woman balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going.
You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
promises that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your
problems. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met but,
somehow, now it’s my fault.”


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0 Responses to Palin and Hot Air

  1. Julie P says:

    I’ve seen this before using other people, but I sent it out anyway.

  2. Will Rhodes says:

    Yeah – it’s very old – but somehow rings true in this case. LOL

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