I don't care what your name is…

…all children should be named one of two names.

Every boy should be called Sue and every girl named Felicity!

When they get to 18 they can change their names to anything they like – but up until that point they should all have the same name.

Can you imagine how efficient that would be?

The teacher would be able to shout out any of those names and every child would respond! Parents would be able to call any of those names and each child on the street would look around (assuming the little brats are outside) and wonder which parent it was who was calling them.

The police database would be perfectly full of the little imps. No need for ID cards – the list goes on!

So calling your child a stupid name would be taken away from the parent and the responsibility of calling themselves a stupid name would fall onto the child – perfik!


About Bolshy

Blogging in the ether to see if that elusive literary agent or publisher wants some new talent.
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0 Responses to I don't care what your name is…

  1. Julie P says:

    It wasn’t all that long ago I was in a professional setting and was introduced to a visitor by one of our VP’s. His name was Richard Head. (I am not making this up.) It took a tremendous amount of self control not burst out laughing and blurt out Dick Head! I finally met a real Dick Head! 🙂

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